@TheDreamGhoul: saying monkeys r ur favorite animal is basically saying u like a shorter, hairier version of urself who can only communicate by screaming
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@JasonLastname: Show your neighbor they shouldn't park their boat outside of their house by filling it with two of every animal.
@carlyken: "Mom, what does married mean?" Taking naps together "Daddy naps with his secretary are they married?" No, that means he's getting divorced
@murrman5: [rose from the movie titanic a couple years later sitting on crowded bus] excuse me, can you slide over so I ca- "NO, there's no room"
@TheToddWilliams: [post-abduction] ALIEN 1: Be not afraid, human. We will do you no harm ME: Will I like Area 51 if I haven't seen Area 1 to Area 50? ALIEN 2: Let's grab a different one