@TheDreamGhoul: saying monkeys r ur favorite animal is basically saying u like a shorter, hairier version of urself who can only communicate by screaming
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@themorris23: *Hulk smashes thru courtroom wall* SOMEONE ASK FOR INCREDIBLE WITNESS?! Judge- no, CREDIBLE! Hulk- shit HULK VERRY SORRY BOUT YOUR WALL
@TheBoydP: The best thing about working at my office is that you can literally use as much toilet paper as you want in the restroom.
@ArfMeasures: GUIDE: If you see a bear, just make yourself big [Months later] DOCTOR: You weigh 300 kilos ME [mouthful of donuts] I saw a bear