@DadandBuried: Saying please to a toddler is like being polite to a tornado.
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@savvystrider: The next person to tell me a joke about Indians & call centers is getting beaten to death with my snake charming flute.
@Robert_Beau: Bartender: What will you have? Me: Whiskey BT: Straight? Me: Except for that one time in college. BT: Me: BT: Me: How 'bout them Red Sox?