@tonka_truk: Saying veganism is too expensive is kind of dumb because like, rabbits do it and they don't even have jobs
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@CharismaFueled: Apparently, changing your profile to "Flirty, dirty and a little squirty" gets you kicked out of Christian Mingle.
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