@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert
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@kristygee: I show extra confidence at a job interview by giving a firm handshake before and after every question.
@nice_mustard: what if you thought you had met your soul mate but then you saw them put mayonnaise on a hotdog
@1CleverGirl1: Me: I'm super funny. I mean, how could 13K people be wrong? Husband: There were WAY more people in the Nazi party. Me:.................
@AnAbsurdBird: With hindsight, answering the door with one unshaven leg, one dripping with blood & radioheads "creep" blaring out probably didn't help.