@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert
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@chrisanna4real: Ever since Crystal signed my yearbook in 4th grade, all of my summers have been rad and I haven't changed, just like she asked.
@astutenewf: My moral compass must run on solar power because it definitely goes to sleep after dark.
@Reverend_Scott: SON: I need lunch money. DAD: Get a job. SON: I'm in 5th grade- DAD: All I'm hearin' is excuses.
@jackiembouvier: [Brings pot brownies to the PTA meeting] - New playground approved - All classes now held outside