@omically: saying "we won" after watching a sports game is like saying "we played really well" after watching a concert
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@Naked_Superman: Cause the players gonna play, play, play, play, play And the haters gonna hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Baby, I'm just gonna shake their soda
@The_MartiniGirl: The sampler tester at the liquor store told me to stop coming back every hour in a disguise.