@ElgatoEsmio: Saying you wanted to know where I came from is no excuse for banging my mom.
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@KyleMcDowell86: [I just barely squeeze thru the elevator doors as they shut, however my chain wallet get caught, ripping my pants off as the elevator rises]
@Tmoney68: Guy Fieri got into a fistfight with his hairdresser. I guess he finally looked in a mirror and saw what the dude's been doing to his hair.
@Thynebear: I am the all knowing oracle, you may ask me one question "How do you pronounce quinoa?" [it's just covered in sweat] um can u ask me another
@daplusk: I nod and smile at empty places just to confuse any ghosts that might be there into thinking i can see them.