@ElgatoEsmio: Saying you wanted to know where I came from is no excuse for banging my mom.
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@themorris23: To all the "cougars" out there, shame on you for not calling yourselves "Thundercats" shame. on. you.
@InternetHippo: [invention of kissing] WEIRD PERSON: Hey let me lick the inside of your mouth EVEN WEIRDER PERSON: Ok