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@XplodingUnicorn: [scale says I've gained 5 pounds]

Me: It's probably just what I'm wearing.

Wife: You're naked.

Me:

Wife:

Me: It's a heavy deodorant.

[scale says I’ve gained 5 pounds]

Me: It’s probably just what I’m wearing.

Wife: You’re naked.

Me:

Wife:

Me: It’s a heavy deodorant.

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