@ClichedOut: School crossing signs are bullshit, i've literally never seen a kid walking 20 mph
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@DaddyJew: Don't get mad. Get odd. Like incredibly odd. Show up in a clown suit to their work. Draw potatoes on all their mirrors. Make them be afraid.
@SergioValenCo: What if the Government invented cheese to distract us from reality? *gets arrested*
@novicefather: You'll catch more flies with honey than you will with vinegar. Also a rotting corpse will work. Or poop. Lots of ways to attract flies.
@thatUPSdude: Turns out if you fake a heart attack every Monday work sends you to HR and not the hospital.