@ClichedOut: School crossing signs are bullshit, i've literally never seen a kid walking 20 mph
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@CheryeDavis: If it defies all logic, and makes very little sense then it was probably my idea...
@chudconvoy: Wife: Do you get turned on by underwear commercials? Me: Depends. Wife: That’s disgusting.
@psybermonkey: Peter Pan: just think happy thoughts! Me: um, ok [1 hour later] Peter: *pouring prozac into my hand* look we don't have all goddamn night
@VictorscarletJ: Seriously...if you need a sign to remind you to wash your hands after taking a shit or piss. Stay home