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@Reverend_Scott: [school]
Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy?

"Abolishing slavery."

And...

"Slaying vampires."

Very good.

[school]
Ok class, what was Abraham Lincoln most famous for doing? Billy?

“Abolishing slavery.”

And…

“Slaying vampires.”

Very good.

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