@kumailn: Schools should teach mandatory classes on when a phone conversation is done.
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@WilliamAder: I think Diane knows I was her Secret Santa at this morning's office party, because this afternoon I had to borrow my stapler back from her.
@ObscureGent: Mother in law just said global warming with air quotes. It's going to be a long night.
@rolldiggity: Even scarier than seeing a shark fin in the water is seeing a lion mane, because you know the chase isn't over once you reach land.