@Fred_Delicious: science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
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@murrman5: Remember that time you were reluctant to test my latest invention "amnesia pills" but did anyway? "No" excellent.
@SortaBad: A good prank is to rent a Mercedes, stick a huge bow on it, and park it in front of your neighbor's house
@NotthatAdamWest: The FBI's security gets penetrated so often that we should make it an honorary Kardashian.