@Fred_Delicious: science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
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@djdarrellripley: Me: Would you consider going out with a guy a little older than yourself? Her: Well of course I would. Why, do you have a son?
@RichardDawkins: Don't ask God to cure cancer & world poverty. He's too busy finding you a parking space & fixing the weather for your barbecue.