@Fred_Delicious: science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
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@Sean_Burgundy_: Most women love it when you play with their hair in public Their husbands not so much
@timdonakowski: I like to mute CNN and imagine they're arguing about what appetizer, or appetizers, to order at TGIFridays.
@doguacate: Listen. You've been saying this for the last eight and a half months. I still don't know what you're "expecting"
@ddsmidt: My dentist told me to relax, then got all judgey about me uncorking my wine in his office. He needs to make up his mind.