@Fred_Delicious: science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
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@kumailn: "Forget our mess. I'll go into the beauty of the natural world." *Planet Earth 2. 100 snakes swarm iguana baby* "I'll go back to the news."
@man_spach: When my cats look out the window at another cat I like to pretend they're judging and disparaging it with little British accents.
@hyperblastchic: Me singing: Then I saw her face!! Now I'm a Beliber! Not a trace of doubt in my mind! Roommate: You DO know that's a guy...right?