@Fred_Delicious: science defines a baby as "a small smooth poopy man, no taller than a lamp"
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@donni: Saw a werewolf at the bus stop this morning. Or possibly just a very hairy guy. Either way, the silver bullets worked.
@imadepoopstoday: Your water broke? Do I look like an idiot? You can't "break" water...get back to work.
@thejessbess: Got kicked outta Starbucks for trying to order a venti mocha choca latta ya-ya creole lady marmalaaaaaaaaade.