@michaelianblack: Science question: can somebody please explain how tiny, tiny swimsuits make Olympians dive better?
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@SortaBad: You say tomato. I say tomato. Our eyes meet. We've decided on the perfect name for our baby
@Jake_Vig: I wish people would move over a bit in their selfies. We're redecorating a bathroom and looking for ideas.
@pattioshankable: I've discovered the best way to punish 17, is to put on the same outfit as her, then follow her around all day yelling out "TWINSIES!"
@Goofpoops: In case you were wondering, Taco Bell offers free wi-fi. Don't bother asking for the password, because it's totally "Cornhole Explosion".