@michaelianblack: Science question: can somebody please explain how tiny, tiny swimsuits make Olympians dive better?
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@MK_Shenanigans: I forgot FB was not Twitter & posted something ultra dirty. Now I have to avoid my granndma, change my hair color & leave the state.
@slooberbie: "Please! There’s no need to interact with me. I’m just here to observe." -me in every social situation
@Dustinkcouch: If I had a million dollars for every time I looked at the negative side of things, I'd have way too many god damn taxes to pay.