@Becky_DDB: Science tip: you can distinguish an alligator from a crocodile by paying attention to whether the animal sees you later or in a while.
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@moooooog35: The average parent spends roughly 2.7 years of their life picking up crayons from under restaurant tables.
@dumbbeezie: If my boss catches me surfing the internet, I make sure I have a screen open to a big box of tampons from Amazon and he leaves me alone
@cuntrystronggal: I'm sorry you got offended that one time you were treated the same way you treat everyone all the time.