@GrantTanaka: Went to an Air & Space museum today, nothing was in there. I asked "So what's the exhibit?" & the guy was like "You're breathing it, man."

@lovemydogduck: I really hate working late. My ride turns into a pumpkin and I always end up losing a shoe.

@Phook75: It surely can't be a coincidence that Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog share the same middle name

@Benoo_Brown: Jenny isn't messing around

@Alfa_fox: New theory: It's Raining Men and Let The Bodies Hit The Floor are both accounts of the same event but from wildly different perspectives.