@farleftcoast: Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die.

@nojeshua: I'm no fan of Smokey the Bear. He's just the first step on the slippery slope to vigilantism.

@eric10F: Opens a sperm bank that only accepts redheaded donors.... The Ginger Bred House.

@DanKCharnley: Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks.

@seamussaid: the true test of a child is not how he treats his friends, but how he treats Minecraft villagers