@3sunzzz: I haven't talked to my sons for a few days so I changed the Hulu, Netflix and Amazon passwords. I heard from all 3 of them within 20 minutes.

@fkabudu: Entrepreneurs will work hard and put in 120% for years only for one article to tell you that their secret is that they do yoga at 4.30am 🙄🙄🙄

@chelliet22: "I found my charger!!" - a love story

@KizerBillhelm: *on first date* Did you know that wool sweaters are the closest you can legally come to being inside a sheep?

@JohnDuffy21: Relationships are a lot like algebra.. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?