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@vineyille: Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation.
Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven't fed my tamagotchi in 17 years.

Scientist next to me: My god. Reality is a simulation.
Me (also a scientist): My god. I haven’t fed my tamagotchi in 17 years.

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