@TheToddWilliams: Scientists at the Federal Helium Reserve indicate they're storing a billion cubic meters of helium gas. It's a lot funnier when they say it.
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@CatherineLMK: Please continue finishing your text in the crosswalk, Mr. Pedestrian. It's not like I'm driving a giant metal instrument of death.
@noog: Wolverine: You know what I can't heal? Jean: What Logan? Wolverine: A broken heart *professor x starts laughing from the other room*
@Darlainky: At Jurassic Park when they say to keep your hands and feet inside the car at all times, they mean it.
@Birdhumms: A selfie stick is very useful..... .. as a prod to keep people out of your personal space.