@TheKegKiller: Scientists recently discovered T-Rex hunted in packs, confirming once again that we should all send that asteroid a thank you card.
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@JasonLastname: If you rub two sticks together fast enough, you'll eventually start a widespread panic on the subway.
@junejuly12: Ever get home, look at your hair in a mirror, and wonder how many small children you terrified while you were out
@PaulyPeligroso: You can pour up to 12 bowls of salad in your sweats before they kick you out of the Olive Garden.