@petemandik: Scientists report global context shortage. "I guess I'll have flan," some scientist said, totally out of context.
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@Nikkeya08: Sorry my diet made me slap the oreo out of your toddler's hand and scream "NOT TODAY SATAN!"
@Inconsteveable: "Did you realise that a woman's "I'll be ready in five minutes" and a man's "I'll be home in five minutes" are exactly the same?"
@JanelSantaCruz: "What about flying rats with no poop muscles and scissors for mouths?" - God creating birds