@petemandik: Scientists report global context shortage. "I guess I'll have flan," some scientist said, totally out of context.
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@Sickayduh: "Well, congrats. You're a homeowner now. Any questions?" "Yeah. Sam put those glasses on eBay, why didn't the Decepticons just bid on em?"
@murrman5: [wife replies to text that I found a genie] dont do a thing im almost home [she pulls up and the car from the cars movie is in the driveway]
@A_New_Chapter_: I will not kill my coworkers I will not kill my coworkers I will not.... Maybe just one...