@scarebro: Scientists use dead bodies? Jesus, I know they're nerds but they should still be able to make living friends.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@girl_a_whirl: [invasion] *aircrafts dropping from the sky *explosions everywhere *mass hysteria Me scrolling phone: Where was that alien invader gif?
@Marcmywords2: The family you've pictured in your mind, is never the one that shows up at the BBQ.
@mortimermaiden: The soft snowflakes swirling in the night sky remind me of the time mom had too much gin and threw a roast duck at dad for taking her youth.
@pattymo: *cocks shotgun* I asked you a question: in order to ride a pug would you rather be shrunk to its size or have it grown to your size