@_TeaChap: Scientology, because even Jehovah Witnesses need something to laugh at after a hard day of knocking on doors.
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@AimeeHelene1: CW: What's for lunch; smells good! Me: Well I made lasagna last night but lost a fingernail in it & haven't found it yet. CW: Me: *smirks*
@gerryhallcomedy: My french toast just surrendered to my german sausage. Breakfast is weird at my house.
@BGH70: I often wish that gravity was a more selective force regarding who it kept on this planet.