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@drewtoothpaste: #SCOTUS one-star review
@ElPasofist: The Easter Bunny doesn't always drink, but when he does it's hopscotch.
@Book_Krazy: Him: You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are you darlin?
Me: HOW DARE Y... Wait, did you just call me darlin
@Michael_Erhart: Person: "That's a beautiful baby."
Me: "Thanks, I named him after his grandpa."
Person: "Awe, what's his name?"
@daemonic3: I'm opening a healthy alternative all egg-white omelet breakfast joint.
I really think my "Whites Only!" restaurant idea will be a hit!