@Kyle_Lippert: I nominate Chris Brown to dump a bucket of boiling hot water on himself & to raise awareness for domestic violence.

@PeaceInTruth1: Dogs have a tendency to bark just to hear themselves bark. Reminds me of some people I know.

@stephenjmolloy: [Man starts having a heart attack on a United flight] Attendant: "Is there a doctor on board?" Ian: "I'm a-" *gets dragged off the flight*

@Pumpkinbabypie: Things that are dangerous- -riding a motorcycle -sharks -riding sharks

@NicestHippo: *deliberately drops paper in front of cute girl* Oh my goodness was that my...(sexy voice) political science degree