@leechee420: Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
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@EJGomez: judge: any last comments? me: i request to die by electric chair judge: ur here for a speeding ticket me: my request still stands
@Bownuggets: Some say I've "gone off the rails," or "left the reservation," or "screwed the pooch," or "mixed my metaphors," or "launched the hot dog"
@LurkAtHomeMom: Every vote counts! Unless you forget to post your I voted sticker on Facebook, those ballots get thrown into an incinerator.