@leechee420: Screaming out "BOOM PREGNANT!" during sex is never as funny as you think it will be.
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@jannable9: Made some terrible life choices the last few years. Just kidding. I'm married and not allowed to make decisions.
@TheRolo: [Dollar Store Interview] "What are your qualifications?" [Slides over a dollar] "Cashier job is yours" [Slides $2] "Welcome to Management"
@phalguy: 10: What does AF mean? After Flossing. Now go brush your teeth and they will be clean AF. Why do you ask? 10: Mom said you were lazy AF.