@LizHackett: Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, "I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"
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@MUMSIEesq: CASHIER: This bag of chips is open ME: Yup C: This bag of candy is open M: Yup C: This bag of-- M: Look buddy, I know all the bags are open
@ArfMeasures: COP: It's 4/20 ME: Yes, and I'm a dealer! COP: Then you're under arrest ME: I'm a dealer at the casino, lol! COP: Oh, haha! Is it a good place to work? ME: No idea, I just sell drugs there