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@LizHackett: Screech up to a yard sale. Ask if they have any haunted amulets. Yell at the dog in your backseat, "I'm GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!"

Screech up to a yard sale.  Ask if they have any haunted amulets.  Yell at the dog in your backseat, “I’m GETTING the spell reversed, Greg!”

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