@SaraMansford: Screw you, Burger King, if you really wanted me to have it "MY way" you'd have added alcohol to your menu.
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@maurex23: WINDEX CEO: listen, I can't have you making puns anymore. EMPLOYEE: okay, I just want to make things clear-- CEO: you're fired.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Lady: Don’t go there it’s a very Brad neighborhood Me: Brad? *Hundreds of Brads ascend from the sewers. Time stops. The sky turns Brad*
@xLiserx: Superheroes come from broken homes & inattentive parents. Parents, stop hugging your kids. We need a Batman.