@sixfootcandy: Screw you haters who are honking at me as I tweet, paint my nails, and drive. You’re just jealous that I can multitask.
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@TheCatWhisprer: My toddler gets pretty impatient with me for someone who takes 45 minutes to eat an egg.
@egg_dog: don't eat yellow snow is a pretty sound rule but i would warn against eating any kind of weather