@MrJeberling: "Screw you, my face doesn't look like that at all" - an actual duck.
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@MsSkarsgaard: My kids fought over their school bags touching in the trunk if you needed a reason to pull out.
@ashleyaustrew: "I don't know the government, and I'm not giving them any of my coins." - my 4yo after I explained taxes
@LeonEarlgrey: If I am farther than you in candy crush I will automatically think im smarter than you.
@Holy_Mowgli: [spelling bee] JUDGE: the word is "semicolon" ME: can you use it in a sentence? JUDGE: not really, no