@MrJeberling: "Screw you, my face doesn't look like that at all" - an actual duck.
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@Sophie2078: Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended.
@Jake_Vig: If you have twin girls and don't dress them like in "The Shining" and make them stand in hallways, you've squandered a precious gift.
@KatieBurnett: Your outfit says you work in an office, but your shoes say it might have a pole in it