@wilw: Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the murders are based on different Smurfs.
@GalaxyKate: Academic paper protip:
end your Conclusion section with
"just as the old woman in the forest predicted"
"in defiance of the prophecies"
@SortaBad: "OH MY GOD YOU'RE A DOG HEY SMELL ME I'M A DOG TOO" - dogs
@1CleverGirl1: If Disney movies have taught me anything, it's that the whole ENTIRE world speaks English. Including animals and inanimate objects.
@TheNardvark: Sorry honey, they were all out of Turnt Triscuits.
@TrueTorontoGirl: CNN: We're not sure but we'll report it anyway.