@wilw: Se7en, but instead of deadly sins, the murders are based on different Smurfs.
@ClichedOut: ME: I'll have the steak
WAITER: with pleasure
ME: um no, with steak sauce
@RCKruseKontrol: Where my American History knowledge comes from:
50% Forrest Gump
@NrouteHQ: King Crab: look at me, I have delicious legs
Imitation Crab *with funny voice*: look at me, I have delicious legs
@ajlobster: Banking tips
@TheTweetOfGod: Agnostics have commitment issues.