@IGotsSmarts: Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles.
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@CorkyKneivel: Pretty messed up that every year I swallow 8 spiders. And none of them ever call me again.
@JP_theAntiHero: Sometimes I think you have good taste in clothing as I try on your sundress. Other times I think you need a better home security system
@1evilidiot: Just heard the phrase naturally boneless chicken and that'll keep me awake tonight.
@gwatts77: Some psychologists say that sleeping naked can help boost a person's confidence, but nobody in this park seems to appreciate it.