@IGotsSmarts: Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles.
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@FillWerrell: I've never been in love... But I imagine its similar to the feeling you get when you see your waiter arriving with your food.
@hipchkk: A decepticon is a just a cheeky emoticon at the end of a message intended to excuse the sender and confuse the recipient. Ex: Please die ;)
@TheBoydP: Not to brag but growing up my boys thought a unanimous decision meant whatever mom wants.
@stephenjmolloy: Magician: "Think of a card." Me: "Okay." Magician: "You are thinking of the.. 3 OF SPADES!" Me: "I was thinking about a get well soon card."