@IGotsSmarts: Searching for stuff on the internet when you're drunk is called Beer Googles.
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@RidiculousSheri: He died doing what he loved, annoying the hell out of me and not believing I would stab him.
@Douchekevin: At church they said the number of the beast is 666, but I stood up and said that's not my wifes phone number at all. She's zero fun today
@ItsFunnyLife: Roses are red. Monsters are green. Just look in the mirror. You'll know what I mean.