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@DillDoes: *secret agent slaps me*
I'll never give you answers
*he grabs my throat*
"WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA"
*spits*
I'd rather die

*secret agent slaps me*
I’ll never give you answers
*he grabs my throat*
“WHO LIVES IN A PINEAPPLE UNDER THE SEA”
*spits*
I’d rather die

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