@NightValeRadio: Secret agents asking citizens to please speak more clearly in all phone calls. Also, cut the chitchat and get to the good stuff, they ask.
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@Playing_Dad: *shuts down road going both ways* Right over here, officer. Here is where the accident happened. *pulls tiny sheet over squirrel*
@XnotafunnyladyX: Hate when Walmart doesn't have what I need & I have to go home, change out of my pajamas & brush my hair so I can go to Target