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@Book_Krazy: *Secretly duct-tapes boomerang to the back of his car*

Him: *Drives away*

Me: *whispers* "yeah, you'll be back.”

*Secretly duct-tapes boomerang to the back of his car*

Him: *Drives away*

Me: *whispers* “yeah, you’ll be back.”

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