@ashlar36: Secretly hoping my ex will call or text one day, just so I can reply, 'Who's this?'
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@FullMetalMommy: Chin up divorced people; lots of us smug married parents envy your 50/50 custody agreement.
@J_Illunninati: I can't wait til my kids become adults so I can go over their houses & throw clean laundry all over the floor.
@JessObsess: Just slung my bra off & threw it to the other side of the couch where there are already 2 other bras. If my math is right, it's Wednesday.
@Maxine12339: Must spend less time with my dogs. Haven't bitten the mailman yet but I am starting to circle three times before sitting down.