@ashlar36: Secretly hoping my ex will call or text one day, just so I can reply, 'Who's this?'
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@LoneWolfStories: Autocorrect changed smell to spell but you know what? Your spelling is horrible too.
@Just_Lee_: Don't say you love me unless you have bought me a miniature donkey. Without the donkey, they are just empty, meaningless words.
@Parkerlawyer: My husband calls me Sugar and my dog's name is Sugar so when he says, "C'mere Sugar" there's an awkward stare down between me and the dog.