@ilovepie84: Secretly killing birds and making It look like a suicide - Windexter.
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@taylortomlinson: I like horror movies because it's the only place insanely hot people are treated poorly
@brokeymcpoverty: reasons white people riot: 1. their sports team wins 2. their sports team loses 3. no more tickle me elmos 4. tea 5. pumpkins
@themorris23: Hey guys with the super loud mufflers on their cars. I used to put a baseball card in my bicycle wheel spokes. I was 12.