@MrMichaelRose: *seductively boils hot dog* *suggestively unscrews ketchup bottle* *alluringly toasts bun* *erotically describes this in between asterisks*
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@DaddyJew: I just watched one kid call his twin brother ugly and now I'm just waiting for him to realize what that means
@BrandandCo: I feel like Neil deGrasse Tyson would be the most annoying person in the world to watch Space Jam with
@kevinseccia: When did they decide that every razor had to look like a piece that fell off a Transformer?