@ninjadinosaur1: *seductively moistens your lips with the meatloaf
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@KeetPotato: [at interview] "ok 1st question you're on a submarine you find a dog, what do you call him" umm "..." subwoofer? "welcome to the navy seals"
@markleggett: Today I fell asleep for twenty minutes during a thirty minute car ride, which was strange because I was driving.
@Rayne__Man: Fool me once, shame on you Fool me twice, shame on me Fool me three times, show me how you do that