@thatdutchperson: *seductively tries to take off sock with his other foot*
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@alispagnola: Facebook definitely needs to change their name. Pretty sure books aren't supposed to make you dumber.
@danjan13: Good guy in movie shot 3 times: I must save my family Me, kinda sore from trampoline sesh: sorry gramma can't make it to your 85th bday
@Swishergirl24: My husband picks fights with me like he doesn't even value half of all his assets.
@topaz_kell: [taking a picture] Me: "Make love to the camera!" Grandma: "Don't make this weird, dear."