@bingowings14: See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft.
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@captainkalvis: DATE: I think marriage is sooo beautiful ME: *trying to impress her* well my wedding is tomorrow you should come
@T_Bonezzz: CREATION OF MAN God: And as they age, they shall lose all the hair on their heads and grow more in their ears & noses Angel: Yes, my Liege
@kendracomedy: Whenever the Starbucks guy asks for my name I laugh and whisper "I'm seeing someone"