@bingowings14: See if your child has learnt any swear words yet, by turning the wifi off while they're playing minecraft.
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@Lord_Smirnoff: *Lowers raised hand. Where's the nearest cycle path you meant? Thought you said psychopath.
@david8hughes: The movie 'Up' is utter bullshit. I tied 57,000 balloons to my house & my wife didn't die.
@Tylerosis: There's only two types of people in the world; people who think they can categorize everything, and people who are not morons.