@Just_some_girl2: Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day.
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@daemonic3: FRIEND: You gonna see that new movie with Jennifer Lawrence? ME: No way FRIEND: Why not? ME: [kicks a rock] She'd never go out with me
@potsiegirlsarah: Doctor: How often do you exercise? Me: 4 times. Doctor: A week? A month? A year? Me: I have given my answer.
@Black__Elvis: I only buy expensive baby food with cute babies on the label because I'm willing to pay extra if it means my kids aren't eating ugly babies.