@ScottLinnen: "Seek immediate medical help if you experience a resurrection lasting more than 2000 years."
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@_davidlucas_: If your human doesn't feed you immediately, run in front of their feet and trip them up. ~Cats, apparently.
@slaughthie: Been getting better gas mileage since I decided to turn off my car when I'm crying alone in parking lots.
@BadassBarbie11: Why don't they just use a 3 year old with a drum set as an enhanced interrogation technique?
@gurl_sour: My autocorrect changes c**ts to China. Hey don't blame me. I'm not the racist code programmer.