@sweetg35: Seek respect, not attention. It lasts longer.
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@GianDoh: I washed my antibiotic pills down with a probiotic shake and now I'm back to square one.
@Taryn_: That awkward moment when someone is cooking fish in the office and all the girls begin sniffing themselves.
@jctwritesstuff: The war on Christmas? Yeah, I started it. But in my defense, maybe Santa warns a person before his home invasion and I don't take him out.