@Book_Krazy: Seems like everybody is wishing to find that special someone in their life, and I'm just over here wishing I could eat without getting fat
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@FeelingEuphoric: I turn to my freezer as I fill up an ice cube tray with water. "Hey, can you do me a solid?"
@Marcmywords2: "You think I'm smart, right?" Not tonight baby, I'm too tired to fight. Annnd that's how the fight started.
@thatcarlygirl: "Please don't do this," I beg, as the hairdresser tries to start up another conversation.
@McNarstle: "He's gone too far." "He crossed the line between science & ethics." "He's playing God." -reaction to the amount of cheese I put in omelets