@BillMc7: Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms.
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@primawesome: This transition of power reminds me of when my grandma turned over Thanksgiving duties to my mom and the night ended with police showing up.
@ShortSleeveSuit: Me: *sigh* I've had so many shellfish lovers Doctor: You mean selfish? [30 crabs come out of my pants] Doctor: Haha here's some cream
@DadandBuried: As far as I'm concerned, anyone who suggests I should have a third child is committing a hate crime.