@BillMc7: Seems like Hello Kitty should be a brand of condoms.
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@Matt_The_1st: Not to brag or anything, but I scored 4 points on flappy bird before my phone mysteriously flung itself across the room
@JamesonN7: Lawyers out there, if I see any of my Tweets being used on Comedy Central can I sue..... Oh you don't think that will ever be an issue, okay
@BestScienceJoke: Some cardinals and some ordinals walked into a bar, but the ordinals walked in first.