@MavenofHonor: Seems like I can't even sit on a park bench anymore without someone's henchman sneaking by to swap briefcases
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@El_nacho_Nigre: If someone catches you doing something inappropriate don't stop, just do it slowly while keeping eye contact.
@JasonLastname: [boss starts giggling uncontrollably during his presentation as I tickle a voodoo doll]
@just_evolved: When a killer makes you dig your own grave, throw the soil far away so he has trouble backfilling.