@JasonBerlin: Seems like ladies hate being asked how their Thanksgiving was, no matter how playfully I pat their stomachs.
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@ThatRascalPuff: No need to write it down, I've a photographic memory *looks hard af* *pukes polaroid*
@sixfootcandy: Me: Throw it back. It's too small. Him: Ma'am, this is your child. Me: Fine. Use him as bait.
@sarcasticmommy4: I'm not a helicopter mom. I'm more of a "come & get me only if there's blood" kind of mom.