@rolldiggity: Seems like Pizza Hut should be able to afford a house by now.
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@doktorj: Me: "Can you go back four slides?" Bride: "To the wedding dress?" Me: "No, the cheese plate." Me: Wipes tears.
@MythicPicnic: I'm at the age where I need at least 3 weeks advance notice before doing anything spontaneous
@SteveSuckington: "Expose yourself to Art" they said "Art will tase you and call the cops on you" they didn't say
@junejuly12: Toasters must work on some exponential scale. Two minutes barely toasted. Ten more seconds burned beyond recognition.