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@KyleMcDowell86: *sees a babe about to walk through a puddle*
"No no, allow me"
*gets on hands and knees and drinks the entire puddle so the babe stays dry*

*sees a babe about to walk through a puddle*
“No no, allow me”
*gets on hands and knees and drinks the entire puddle so the babe stays dry*

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