@jonnysun: *sees a baby screaming on the plane* wait-- WAIT. WHY IS HE SCREAMING. OH MY GOD WHY IS HE SCREAMING. WHAT DOSE HE KNOW THAT WE DONT
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@KevinFarzad: Every political Facebook status should start with, "First of all, I have no idea what I'm talking about."
@BourbonLuv: That awkward moment when the guy who discovered milk had to explain what he was doing to the cow...
@Shock_Monster: NASA is planning to lasso an asteroid and bring it to the moon? I was unaware NASA had hired Wile E. Coyote to plan their missions.