@CornOnTheGoblin: [sees co-worker the next day after failing to kill him on purge night] mondays am i right?
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@_ElvishPresley_: Priest: may God rest his soul *casket begins to lower* *I start clapping* *everyone looks at me* Me: sorry was that not the end of it
@Lisabug74: You realize a robot is telling you to pick out tree pictures to make sure you're not a robot.
@danguterman: Sick of the media always blaming video games for the rise in fantastical jewel-seeking quests.