@LosLos__: [Sees cute barista]
I'll have a quickie.
Barista: Sir, it's called an espresso.
@Kendragarden: I call my nephews "Dude" and "Homie" because I'm the cool Aunt! (I don't know their names.)
@FrizerkaSandra: The only real importance in life is getting ahead.
Head. I meant to say head.
@BobTheSuit: I have a picture of Leonard Nimoy holding a kitten.
I call it Spock and Aww.
Thank you. Goodnight, everybody.
@ObscureGent: Home Alone teaches us that a child can't pack a suitcase but can create a fully functional flame thrower to harm a small New Jersey man.
@ShaunRightNow: Smiling releases endorphins in your body, which relieves stress.
All I have to do now is explain that to my proctologist when he's done.