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@Marlebean: *sees cute doctor in scrubs*
*falls over* HELP! I need mouth-to-mouth!

Doc: ...
Me: Aren't you obligated to help?

Husband: GET UP!

*sees cute doctor in scrubs*
*falls over* HELP! I need mouth-to-mouth!

Doc: …
Me: Aren’t you obligated to help?

Husband: GET UP!

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